~U SONg~

     For our moral project our group been to rumah kanak kanak yatim..or so called compassion home..its a nice trip tho…at 1st i tot tat we wont enjoy stuff..all we think of earlier b4 went there was to juz finish up our project,play wit kids,record down video n pic of proved we been there…but in at last everyone manage to have fun there..we turned from neutral mood —–> mood of having fun wit those kids…those kids r really nice…n btw,not really kids…some of them r like 16..  >.<   well btw here’s some pics of us having fun wit those kids ^^

tat kid up there is jude…he’s a real cute boy..he was teamed up wit jack,1 of our team members..tat’s a real playful boy..n tis kid up here has bit of brain prob..not really sure bout him…but i admire his happy going style…damm slumber…he do watever he wants n had all the fun all the way when he’s wit us ^^

tat cute lil gurl name was called racheal so as our ‘big fren’ back there..both name racheal u know~!!wat a coincident…we force racheal to take racheal up as her partner..gahahah…tis small racheal kinda cute too..only she’s shy shy type..didnt talk much to her tho

yerp, there goes our ‘tai ko’ zai xi…our group leader…he takes up lots of trouble to set these stuff up..he’s being stressing alot for taking up lots of task himself..n over worried bout lots of stuff..chillax bro..ur doin fine ^^

these goes our zen a.k.a ‘tai ka che’ in class..being bossy ard..XD * no offence tho *  she’s a easy going gurl..speak up watever in her mind..could b kinda hurtin sometimes but its betta than those doin backstabbin… XD

WooT ~! these goes jack n his lil buddy jude..its something like jack sings n jude dance along..jude was doin some sort of robotic dance..

tat red shirt gurl is called hui jeat,1 pretty gurl ^^   one of leng lui gengs in our class XD  she has gd temper (depends i guess…gg )

top:fake posers..XD  opps forgotten to introduce the most left gurl..her name is mampret,nice punjabi gurl^^ real gd person..dont get mad if u joke at her…gahaha  n 3rd from right  is chai ping…quite a gd person too ^^

i gonna make all of u starve look at the KFC alone  ;D     some how i like tis pic alot..it has some sense of arts stuff…XD perfect angle

tat’s my only pic of myself   T.T   i dont have a chance to get my pic while i’m the photographer.. well they says she looks like my daughter…. lawl….

there u go…group pic of us wit all the kids from compasion home n the care taker..which is wearing brown stripe shirt below me ^^  p/s: dun tell me u dunno which one is me in the pic or i gonna smack ya real hard    ;D

well tat’s all for now…thx for viewing tis simple blog of mine..n rememba to drop down some comments kays…

You might like it. This is hilarious… ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with….. 

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.. I ran until I fell 6 and  threw up. So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my
boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don’t understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don’t know what he 1

Talking Frog

   Hey guys,if any chance my friendster profile send u something to do wit gay or watever…plz delete it..its not me who wrote those stuff..my frienster page being hack..any other future prob u saw in my web plz tell me…thx alot…

>     Can a family man with Salary RM3,000 survive in
> Malaysia
>
> Let’s do some simple calculations here.
>
> In Malaysia, the average family income is RM3,000
> /month
> (where father works, mother doesn’t).
>
> I understand there are many families whose monthly
> income does not reach RM3
> ,000,
> but, to make things simple,
> let’s take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?
>
> Okay, let’s start rolling with a family which has
> Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and
> 1 son. Ngam-ngam ….
>
> Calculation starts… *
>
> Electricity and water bill: RM100 *
> (No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater …
> ok?) *
>
> Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100
>
> Meals for a happy family: RM775 *
> (3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons…?) *
>
> Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155 *
> (RM5/day, RM5 … can eat what?) *
>
> Car repayment: RM400 *
> (A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment) *
>
> Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300 *
> (go to work, bring son to school, only can afford
> one car running) *
>
> Insurance: RM650 *
> (kids, wife and myself) *
>
> House repayment: RM750 *
> (low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired
> still have to work to pay!)
> *
>
> Tuition: RM80 *
> (got that cheap meh? i don’t think so) *
>
> Older children pocket money @ school: RM20 *
> (RM1/day, eat bread?) *
>
> School fees: RM30 *
> (enough ah?) *
>
> School books and etc: RM100 *
> (always got extra to pay in school)
> *
> Younger children milk powder: **RM50 *
> (cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive) *
>
> Miscellaneous: RM100 *
> (shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)
>
> Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so… *
> No Astro,
> no movie @ cinema,
> no DVD,
> no CD,
> no online,
> cannot KFC,
> cannot McDonald,
> cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol
> expensive),
> no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc…
> *
>
> Let’s use a calculator to total up…. WALAO EH!
> Shit! *RM3,610 *already…
>
> EPF belum potong, income tax lagi……..oledi
> RM3,610 ….
>
> How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian
> ???
>
> Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change
> lifestyle?
>
> How to change? Don’t eat? Don’t work? Don’t send
> children to school and
> study?
>
> Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population,
> there are millions of rakyat
> Malaysia which still don’t earn RM3,000/month!!!
>
> What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh… Sorry … it
> should be *Malaysians
> Boleh *, because we’re still alive and kicking!!
>
> Our politicians must be mad!!!!
>
> Please forward and comment boleh or tak boleh. No
> wonder so many Ah Loong
> around lah….
>

>SAPE HEBAT
>Man : Bapa aku hebat. Dia polis. Semua orang takut ngan dia.
>Ali : Eleh, bapa aku lagi terer. Kalau dia suruh orang tunduk, mesti
>orangtu tunduk.
>Man : Wow! Bapa kau keja apa?
>Ali : Tukang gunting rambut.
>
>KELAS BI
>Ayah : Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer…! Apasal hah?
>Anak : Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang
>banyakkat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn
>adikjer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.
>
>SUDU
>Doktor : Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.
>Pesakit : Eh! tak boleh la doktor.
>Doktor : Kenapa?
>Pesakit : Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.
>
>MAYAT
>Cikgu : Hasan,sambungkan 2 ayat ini menjadi satu. ‘Ali menaiki
>basikal ke sekolah. Ali ternampak mayat.’
>Hasan : Ali ternampak mayat menaiki basikal ke sekolah.
>
>TIRU
>Cikgu : Encik,anak awak didapati meniru Ali dalam exam.
>Bapa : Apa bukti awak?
>Cikgu : Encik tengok soalan nombor 4 nie. Siapakah menemui Pulau
>Pinang?Seman tulis “Saya tak tahu”dan anak encik tulis “Kalau engkautak
>tahu, aku lagi la tak tahu”.
>
>DOKTOR
>Suatu petang datang seorang lelaki berumur ke kelinik ENT, kerana
>telinganyadi masuki biji kacang hijau semasa dia membeli barang dapur di
>pasar.
>Doktor : “Selamat petang…”
>Pesakit : “Selamat petang Doktor!”
>Doktor : ” Ada masaalah apa …?”
>Pesakit : “Telinga saya dimasuki biji kacang hijau, Doktor…”
>Doktor : “Biar saya periksa telinga anda!”
>setelah diperiksa….
>Doktor : ” Ada2 cara untuk mengeluarkan biji tersebut…”
>Pesakit : “Apa caranya doktor?”
>Doktor : “Pembedahan kecil kosnya 2 ribu ringgit dan pilihan kedua
>pula percuma…”
>Pesakit : “Mahal sangat Doktor, kalau yang percuma bagaimana?”
>Doktor : “Yang percuma kena sabar…”
>Pesakit : “Baik, saya sabar, dan bagaimana caranya…?”
>Doktor : “Anda sirami telinga anda 2 kali sehari dan nanti jika
>sudah jadi tauge’ anda tinggal tarik keluar.”
>Pesakit : “Huh
>
>p/s
>Mulai hari dengan senyuman, kerana senyuman adalah ubat. Jangan tension2.

   Nowdays i been looking back at my old pics..i found out some interesting pics..which really bring me back to the old times..the pics which gonna be shown later is about me n my frens join a song compose competition..which we get 3rd..quite awesome..we send out lots of songs but only one of the songs get into the final..the song’s name is "yang guang + Zhong Zi = ?!?!" i think lots of u dont understand wat’s tat,in direct translation it means "sunlight + Seed = ?!?!" y we put the sign ‘ ?!?! ‘ becoz tat the answer u need to find it urself..explain more if someone question me..kesimpulannye enjoy those pics..leave some comments too k.

i’m on the back wit the electric guitar..too bad my face is block..huhu..

more pics will b added later on..to be continue

 I have one

 You have one

 Your mother uses your father's one

 And your auntie uses your uncle's one

 A married lady would acquire one

 But a divorced lady would lose her one

 Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one

 Michael J. Fox has a shorter one

 Madonna doesn't have one

 The Chinese usually have short ones

 While the Indian usually have long ones

 Do you have one?

 How long is your one?

 Which one is your preferred one?

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 Answer : its your Surname, what else? !!!!!

 but I like the way you think .........

  well well well,done at last..paper 1and paper 2 for my CAT course..its really take up lots of my energy juz to finish tis 2 paper..juz to tell the truth,i never passed for my paper2 before this and pass only once for the paper 1..well so lucky tat i passed my MOCK exam,both my marks r at border line..so damm close..passing grade is at 56 for P1 n 50 for P2..well for MOCK i pass for p1 at 60(juz 2 ques extra) n 50(ngam ngam) for p2..well i juz done my final exam..i was like so shaking when i doin for my p1 tat morning..coz i not been doin gd along the whole sem..i was not such a great student like my other coursemate..u know how horrible expert they r??their marks is like alwez near 100%..its like very usual for them to get 100,90+ all the time..n i admit tat i having such a strong pressure all the time..they r juz too gd for me..i not been such a situation(class) before..n its not like 1 or 2 person only..its like 2/3 of the class man!!others r like 70+ r 80+..none of them r so worst like me..well back to the topic,i’m shaking all the way when doin my p1 exam…i so damm kan cheong tat i’ll fail..if i fail mean tat i need to redo the whole thing again..but tat’s not such a big deal..the big prob is tat if i failed my parents need to pay a very big sum for me to retake,n another prob is tat i cant be in the same class as my cousin..she been helpin me out alot..n i dun wanna dissapoint her..well i admit i’ve a very bad memory..my fren n my cousin been teaching me the same thing for over n over but i still cant do those ques..well i have to give special thx to JeTimm..a great fren from my course..he’s a excellent student..he so damm sabar wit me..if others mmg teach me till geram..coz i cant understand wat teacher teaching..n keep asking him only..his the one tat help me out alot..n this feller is so damm semangat wan..he alwez read the whole chap before the teacher ajar us..so its like he knows every single thing tat teacher ajar..he’s so damm freaking gd man..no joke..well back to topic again..hehe,keep off topic..paiseh..well i slept juz 3 hours tat day before my exam..i’m like so damm blurr tat morning..1st wrong thing i did is i cut my finger tat morning wit a steel foil(how i did tat eh?) then when on the way driving to college..i almost have car accident too..(lack of sleep,seriously) and i have to buy nescafe from my cafeteria in college..juz to make me not so sleepy..thx alot to the nescafe tat i manage to do well along my exam..n i passed wit 76%(i never get my grades tat high before,ever)..then after tat have lunch..after tat exam again,but i go cafeteria grab another mocha..i really takut will get asleep in the exam..so the mocha is for juz in case..well i finished it too..n get 64% for p2..(never get tat high marks too)n i been so freaking exciting the whole day..coz passed my exam at last..n i been very semangat the whole day till before my dinner..i fell so sleepy tat i even slept in the car on the way to dinner..have sushi the nite..its excellent meal tat really satisfy me..keke..well but tat the end..i still need to study hard for my coming sem..i dun wanna be the left out feller in my sem..coz if we fail we’ll get kick out..JeTimm watch out,i gonna catch up wit ya!!

   Ppl often says courses in sunway is expensive,well its true..alwez take it to compare wit the pricing at taylors..well actually in sunway the fees u paid is quite worth it..
reasons:
1. The lecturers here r really gd at teaching n very semangat..
    e.g: Pn. Ruzlena,she is a malay n wit a chinese look..coz her mum is a chinese n dad’s a malay. Well but she can speak chinese fluently. Lagi she married to a chinese guy pulak..haha..her background really complicated..she’s a nice teacher who very semangat,alwez give ques n teach very fast..at a speed of machine gun.hahaha..

2. Nice campus area
   E.g: The facilities here r gd..they have library which is seriously quiet(not like the wan in 2ndary skul so bising)..classrooms not bad la,foods in canteen r quite ok(i guess)..

3. lots of clubs..
   E.g: Basketball club,music club,jujitsu club,swimming club,south africa club n so so so so so many more..cant finish stating it…well i joining basketball club n music club..

4. Co0L Classmates
   well the classmates here very nice..name quite funny too..class Rept is called Jack a.k.a jack sparrow..asst class rept:Zen,the paling bising gurl wit a punk r3d hair wit a loud noice..like amplifier only..hahaha…Jia Tong,a gurl from Sandakan..she speak chinese quite funny,alwez make fun of her..hahaha…i even have a new band in my class d..kekeke..damm cunn.

well,i guess i gonna add some pics some other time,to show u all my cool class mates..well this is for this time..